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Haunting Everyone Here

So from this picture, I shall calculate how much pumpings you guys owe me. HAHA.

Firstly, being the guy in the 1st row, there's CHEN JIASHENG, whose smile is valued at 25 pumpings. Then there's MICHAEL SONG who's on the verge of bursting out with laughter, and that shall cost a mere 10 pumpings. KENNY KHOO seems to be a little affected, so it's 5 pumpings. WANG WEIHAN, for your slanted neck, 10 pumpings is more effective than a Chinese Sinsei in straightening your neck.

First row done, now on to second row. 2nd row people, you are very lucky, your face is covered by the people in the front row. However, there's Presley, whose half of the face is still exposed, and it looks like he's laughing. For the benefit of the doubt, 10 pumpings should be able to cover for the whole of 2nd row. Oh, so much for eyeball discipline, we have ZHAI WENHAO closing his eyes totally. 10 pumpings.

3rd row guy with the biggest grin, I always forget your name. You have the nicest smile in this platoon, and your teeth is nice enough to let you advertise for Colgate, and at the same time, earn the platoon 25 pumpings. And WONG WAI YUIN, there must be something funny in front of you, and 10 pumpings should sound funny to you right?

Okay done. Let me fetch my calculator to calculate. Oh, that's 105 pumpings, which means I've gotta do a cool 210. Well done guys, you never fail to make your dear APC work hard for you all. Anyway, depending on Kendrick, this figure is just a figure. Or is it? HAHA.